I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
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According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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