How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i dont even know how to be here
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
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My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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