Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
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