So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
You've changed since you got that strap on
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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