i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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