EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Are my feet made of real feet?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
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In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
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My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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