do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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