We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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