I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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