Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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