I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
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You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize