well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
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He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
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You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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