Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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