Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(614): View more from Ohio

hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked

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(812): View more from Indiana

Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?

(1-812): View more from Indiana

You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?

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(315): View more from New York

We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.

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(419): View more from Ohio

You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours

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(732): View more from New Jersey

This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.

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(770): View more from Georgia

I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.

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