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• (310): View more from California

  The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?

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  humiliate her

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• (310): View more from California

  just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.

  (310): View more from California

  now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!

  (310): View more from California

  whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.

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  Together?

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  Preferably.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.

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• (510): View more from California

  Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.

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  That is one convoluted booty call.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo

  (410): View more from Maryland

  Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue

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