no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
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dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
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I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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