Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
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This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
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new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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