she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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