it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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