that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
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they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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