Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
what day is it and did you see me today?
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I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
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Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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