I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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