I just made out with a guy for $7.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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