please come you make the beer taste better
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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