I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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