Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
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Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
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Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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