And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
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I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
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I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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