dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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