The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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