Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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