jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
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He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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