i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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