hell yes lets make some ravioli
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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