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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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