But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
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