Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
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There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
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When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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