Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
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I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
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So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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