she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
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No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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