That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
Randomize
