so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
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She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
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hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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