I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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