I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
BRING THE BAGELS
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
