Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
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She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
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So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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