nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
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Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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