Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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