Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
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Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
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Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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