my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
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No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
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I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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