Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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