i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
two words: eviction party
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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