When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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