I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
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