I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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