I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
