Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
We need to get me chipped asap
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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