how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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